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Colonoscopy and Other Shit

(I know. I’m still ruminating about Costa Rica even though we’ve moved on. This is more of a rant on how broken the US medical system is.)

People sometimes ask us how we decide where we’re going. In the case of our January trip to Costa Rica, the motivation was an airfare credit with JetBlue that just had to be spent before November. As it turns out, I needed to have a crown replaced and since we had to go somewhere, we thought we’d try Costa Rica for dentistry which I’d heard was excellent and inexpensive.

A crown replacement in Florida runs approximately $1500 plus whatever little extras the dentist can tack on, like x-rays and sterilization fees. Upon the recommendation of expat friends who live there, I made an appointment with Dr Alexander Mora in Escazù. This fine doctor replaced my crown for a total of $375. This was total price, inclusive of a x-ray and cleaning up the cavity that had started under the crown.

A web fare for JetBlue from Florida to Costa Rica might be as low as $400 round trip. Yes, that means that the cost of an airline ticket plus the crown is less than half the price of the same crown in the United States.

Still don’t think the medical system in the US is completely broken? I have more.

Doctors recommend that everyone get a colonoscopy at age 50 and then ten years later if the first one is clean. A colonoscopy in the US costs around $4,000. Under Obamacare, medical insurance is supposed to provide a free one at the recommended interval.

I scheduled my regular diagnostic colonoscopy when we were still living in Fort Lauderdale. The doctor, who was an hour and a half behind schedule and talking on his cell phone in the procedure room, couldn’t finish the operation. This, after horrible preparation and wasting the greater part of the day at the hospital. He had no excuse; just said that the instrument would only go about ten percent of the way. Then he tried to sell me a barium enema.

Considering that the test wasn’t done, I tried to get another one from a different doctor. The insurance company claimed that since I’d already had one, I’d have to pay for the second one.

Deena suggested I get my test done in Costa Rica because we were going there anyway. It seemed like less hassle than taking the insurance company to court.

I scheduled a colonoscopy for our first week in Costa Rica. The receptionist didn’t speak much English but the doctor did. It was way more efficient. We walked over to the hospital endoscopy clinic in the morning and were out having a delicious coffee in two hours. They gave me a printed report with internal pictures, and were even nice enough to email me the pdf at my request since we’re now paperless.

The cost of the procedure? $380.22 Yes, that’s right: You could fly to Costa Rica, be tested and have a five-star vacation with the remaining $3200 and still not spend as much as the US medical system would like you to pay.

Don’t get me started.


Costa Rica Rant

Tico Rico,Screen Shot 2014-02-28 at 11.15.30 AMEco this Eco that,

Justo Gusto, Coco Loco, Coco Loco  Pura Vida,

Early morning howlers, Screen Shot 2014-02-28 at 11.18.22 AM

Bird feeder fights, enterprising tourismo entrepreneurs, warm humid embrace, cloud forest downpours, majestic mountains, lush valleys, cute coati armies, warm breezes, “always use sunscreen”,

Industrious leaf-cutting ants that can spell . . . .Screen Shot 2014-02-28 at 11.38.48 AM

Panderias, Screen Shot 2014-02-28 at 11.35.54 AM licoreras, pulperias,
Let sleeping dogs lie, Screen Shot 2014-02-28 at 11.36.50 AM

Baldi hot springs ahhhhhhh!!
Naked light bulbs, no-kickplate cabinets

Free mini-Tabacon hot springs only Ticos know mini Tabacon

Bus-eating potholes, potholes

Treacherous sidewalks,  no straight level roads,  no end of lane warnings – crash,  no speed bump warnings – boom,

Earthquake shocks, earchquake tremors

(Well maybe a bit exaggerated), stolen sandals, ripe starfruit, tourists everwhere!!, single plantation micro coffee roasters, broken English, broken Spanish, volcanic sands,
Surf bodies,  
surf competition

Tasty tabbouleh & fattoush (not quite as good as Ivan’s)

McDonalds McCafe almost acceptable, Mac cafe

Jungle Jam, Medical exam


YAW = Yet Another Waterfalls

Is it possible to see too many waterfalls?

When we were backpacking in Brazil through the Chapada Diamantina, there were beautiful clear streams tumbling down the mountains. There were waterfalls everywhere.

We had already seen the western hemisphere’s tallest free fall waterfall. We were lucky enough to be there when an updraft created a double rainbow for us. We’d already swam in the clear pools at the bottom, or top, of some. After a few days, we were just not motivated to go off the planned hike to see yet another waterfall.

Nevertheless, when we were in Costa Rica, we went to La Paz Waterfalls. It was water tumbling down from volcanic mountains, shaded by lush growth allowing the filtered light to create shafts of mist.LaPazGardens_5787c

In another part of the downward stream, there was a side waterfalls like a mother and baby.LaPazGardens_5800

Bored of waterfalls? I guess not. Each one is a unique child of nature. We’re all human and yet so different in culture and from each other. Diversity makes the world so interesting.