Costa Rica Rant

Tico Rico,Screen Shot 2014-02-28 at 11.15.30 AMEco this Eco that,

Justo Gusto, Coco Loco, Coco Loco  Pura Vida,

Early morning howlers, Screen Shot 2014-02-28 at 11.18.22 AM

Bird feeder fights, enterprising tourismo entrepreneurs, warm humid embrace, cloud forest downpours, majestic mountains, lush valleys, cute coati armies, warm breezes, “always use sunscreen”,

Industrious leaf-cutting ants that can spell . . . .Screen Shot 2014-02-28 at 11.38.48 AM

Panderias, Screen Shot 2014-02-28 at 11.35.54 AM licoreras, pulperias,
Let sleeping dogs lie, Screen Shot 2014-02-28 at 11.36.50 AM

Baldi hot springs ahhhhhhh!!
Naked light bulbs, no-kickplate cabinets

Free mini-Tabacon hot springs only Ticos know mini Tabacon

Bus-eating potholes, potholes

Treacherous sidewalks,  no straight level roads,  no end of lane warnings – crash,  no speed bump warnings – boom,

Earthquake shocks, earchquake tremors

(Well maybe a bit exaggerated), stolen sandals, ripe starfruit, tourists everwhere!!, single plantation micro coffee roasters, broken English, broken Spanish, volcanic sands,
Surf bodies,  
surf competition

Tasty tabbouleh & fattoush (not quite as good as Ivan’s)

McDonalds McCafe almost acceptable, Mac cafe

Jungle Jam, Medical exam

 

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